Octo-pants

Here is to all of the cubist sailors I have ever known. Especially the ones wearing pants made of octopus hide. Especially the ones welding machetes. Or wielding machetes, if you prefer.

And most especially this is for all of the cubist sailors with detachable eye telescopes. And who are wearing octo-pants while welding/wielding machetes...

And the cubist sailors who sail crooked ships. May the fish be with you.